that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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