I have demons in me.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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