He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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