yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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