Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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