the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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