...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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