The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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