Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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