batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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