He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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