I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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