Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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