sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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