and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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