Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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