I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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