i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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