Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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