i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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