So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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