i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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