I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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