You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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