No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It's shark week go big or go home
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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