I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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