He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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