Is it because I queefed?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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