eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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