People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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