My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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