I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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