My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
this will be a night to untag.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Randomize
