Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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