I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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