if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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