Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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