brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
