i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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