shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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