do you believe in love at first sight?
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i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
My vagina just clenched in fear
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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