so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
please don't ironically join a cult
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