My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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