We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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