I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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