So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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