The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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