Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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