i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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