I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
