Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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