Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Please, let me fuck your mom
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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